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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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Source: humoristics

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

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escapeth-fate:

is it the way you feel against my body

escapeth-fate:

is it the way you feel against my body

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Flying Skeleton Hell

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Flying Skeleton Hell

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peaceful-moon:

Most incredible boulder opal I’ve ever seen. 121cts.

peaceful-moon:

Most incredible boulder opal I’ve ever seen. 121cts.

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  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
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